Me trying to finish something important on time:
my heart says yes but my bank balance says no
This is what I call being talented
during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today
I love this company already.
when bae mad at u
my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*