thatonepleb:

Me trying to finish something important on time:

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sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

dont-xium-in-on-me:

This is what I call being talented

during the school year: eats every single edible thing i can find
during summer: idk i think i ate an almond today

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

plug:

when bae mad at u

the-birdlady:

my family and friends trying to get me to leave the house

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teamrocketing:

mom: so how do you know this person?

me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*

I need boy advice help!
Anonymous

moseby:

kill him