My friend told me a story and it sounds like a creepypasta waiting to happen

mishadmitrikrushniccollins:

Tumblr as a baby

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a rebellious teen

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awkward puberty stage

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young adult

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and now, as a mature adult

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

vvant:

im just so glad the word “ugh” was invented

mnrva:

I was born in the wrong generation, take me back to the paleoarchean era. I want to be insentient. I want to be bacteria

cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment