the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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eeyorefanblog:

do you ever like someone so much. you just imagine all the things you could do together and you just constantly think about that person almost every breathing minute and just wish you could be together

burgrs:

my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”

Me: procrastinating on tumblr
My parents: can you please-
Me: are you serious do you even know how much homework i have im stressing over so much please don't make me do it i really need to get this homework done im so tired

sarah-urie:

foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

i told this to my english teacher and she almost kicked me out of the class

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

fatwink:

"so how is school going?"

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hocotate-civ:

"People your age shouldn’t be playing video games"

"People your age shouldn’t be buying toys"

"People your age shouldn’t be…"

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